This was a 1970 ad that appeared in National Geographic magazine. We have come a long since the days when the sugar industry could so blatantly advertise the lie of sugar's "nutritional value," yet most people still consume way too much of this stuff, often without even being aware of it.
Here's another great vintage sugar ad, from 1966, where sugar is being marketed as legalized speed -- Mary "needs energyless, artificially sweetened foods and beverages like a turtle needs a seat belt":
The "Note to Mothers" in the box is especially disturbing, as it plays on a mother's desire to protect her children from harm (the "bugs and ailments that are always lying in wait") by suggesting they feed their tots a substance that could kill them in the long run:
Note to Mothers:
Exhaustion may be dangerous -- especially to children who haven't learned to avoid it by pacing themselves. Exhaustion opens the door a little wider to the bugs and ailments that are always lying in wait. Sugar puts back energy fast -- offsets exhaustion. Synthetic sweetners put nothing back. Energy is the first requirement of life. Play safe with your young ones -- make sure they get sugar every day.
Such is the legacy of the "Mad Men" celebrated today. Here are more vintage sugar ads, from which I've excerpted the following grains of pure, Orwellian gold:
- Are you getting enough sugar to keep your weight down?
- Sugar can be the willpower you need to undereat.
- YOU NEED SUGAR
- Lisa needs a sugarless, energy-less soft drink like a kangaroo needs a baby buggy.
- SUGAR -- a Builder of the West
- Tommy needs a sugarless, powerless soft drink like a moose needs a hatrack.
- Sugar puts the musclepower in sweetness.
- Judy needs a sugarless, go-less soft drink like a kangaroo... [you already know the rest -- this copywriter got lazy]
- How sugar helps the weight you lose stay lost
- Why do they put sugar in the pickle jar? It's not just to sweeten the pickles. Recent experiments show that sugar brings out the natural flavor. Pickles taste "picklier," fruit tastes "fruitier," even soup tastes brighter. Next time you make vegetable soup, add a little sugar and see for yourself.
I like that, "recent experiments show," like something out of Dr. Frankenstein's lab. These ads, by the way, were "Published in the interest of better nutrition by SUGAR INFORMATION, INC. a non-profit organization." The copywriting is priceless, and I find especially fascinating all the strange, mash-up word coinages: energyless (which is "energy-less" in another ad), undereat, musclepower, and the especially awkward hyphenate, "go-less." The ads feel as though their creators were definitely hopped-up ("hoppedup") on a superpowerful, energypacked magicalnectar -- i.e. sugary soft drinks.
As a counter example, Sami Inkinen and Meredith Loring are currently rowing across the Pacific Ocean to raise money and awareness in the fight against sugar. They call their project, brilliantly, Fat Chance Row, which both mocks the hubris required to row all the way across the ocean, as well as being a forum for "chewing the fat" about obesity-causing sugar. Brilliant. It recalls for me another use of "fat chance" in a title, this time playing off the word "chance" and the indeterminacy of John Cage: Bruce Nauman's installations, Mapping the Studio I (Fat Chance John Cage) and Mapping the Studio II with color shift, flip, flop & flip/flop (Fat Chance John Cage), 2001.